1. Okay, it's time to bale hay, no big deal, we do this every year.
2. This is so easy! Why do I normally complain?
3. Oh yeah, that was just mowing and racking, that's always the easy part.
4. Is that a rain cloud? Better not be a rain cloud, someone check the forecast.
5. What are the chances that I'll getta just drive the tractor this year?
6. Slim to none, got it.
7. Okay, that's fine, it's not that bad.
8. These bales aren't even that heavy, this is totally fine.
9. Just kidding they get heavy after a while.
10. Why is does it always have to be so hot when we do this? I'm actually dying.

These words of wisdom go back almost 300 years!

• Your fences need to be horse high, pig tight and bull strong
• Keep skunks, bankers and lawyers at a distance
• Forgive your enemies, it messes up their heads
• Do not corner something that you know is meaner than you
• Every path has a few puddles
• When you wallow with the pigs expect to get dirty
• Always drink upstream from the herd
• Letting the cat out of the bag is the whole lot easier than putting it back again
• Life is simpler when you plow around the stump
• If you find yourself in a hole the first thing to do is stop digging
• Live a good honorable life, and when you get older, and think back you'll enjoy it a second time